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Something you say to someone named Johnny, specifically when he denies that his full name is indeed Johnathan. Best said frequently to remind Johnny that he should blow it out his ass.
What do you mean your name isn't Johnathan? Blow it out your ass, Johnny.
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The bell that rings, letting you know that you that class is in a few minutes.
That's just the get your ass to class bell, we've still got six minutes.
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"Go Real Estate On Your Ass" is another way to threaten someone with violence. It stems from a clip on MadTV, in which people get rich by threatening to attack home owners with a machete, unless the home owner gives the attacker their house.
YouTube Keyword: madtv real estate
Regular Person: You knock it off or I'll go real estate on your ass!
Gangster: Y'all better cut the shit yo, or I be goin' real estate on yo @$$. Yo.
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1. To administer a proper, complete, and devastating ass-whooping.
2. Engage in non-consentual anal sex.
3. Light a fart with a lighter
If you don't cut out this shit, I'm gonna rip the fire out of your ass.
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1.Term used when debating or in a conflict with another person. Inflicting verbal pain. 2. Beating the bloody hell out of someone. DIRECTIONS FOR USE- Plant left foot solid to the floor directly behind the victim, take step backwards with right foot(far enough so heal is raised), lean foward with upper body, and in one fluid motion let loose the fury of right foot towards victims ass crack. :note: if victim is a fat fuck,directions may need to be repeated to remove the amount of crack from ass.
I was that close to "kicking the crack out of your ass."
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What some teens say when an older person asks how old they are.
How old are you?
Old enough to kick your ass.
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Meaning;I don't give a f***! Get away or I'll kick your ass,my foot going in sideways! Used when extremly annoyed or pissed off by somebody. Also can be used as a comeback
Annoyed
Person 1:Oh,Oh,Oh can I have your autograph?!
Person 2: Just shove it up your ass sideways,damnit! D<
Comeback
Person 1:Coward!!
Person two:shove it up you ass sideways.
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