lick dick

the physical act of producing sexual gratification on a male individual by using a tongue to create frictional contact over the penis. Sensitive pressure receptors in the penial skin produce singals that result in an euphoric sensation. This may lead to orgasm.

You have to lick dick if you want to be camp as a row of pink tents

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Lick Job

To perform the act of cunnilingus. muff diving carpet munching rug munchingcunnilingus

'what happened last night Dee - 'I got 3 lick jobs'

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lick a duck

The African term (Lieflike Dag), for "have a lovely day".

Goodbye and lick a duck!

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Devious lick

Used when someone steals something dumb from a school.
Mostly used by children and posted onto tiktok.

Kid: *Holding something dumb like a school toilet*
Kid: Just did a devious lick

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Lick Out

British Army speak for describing something as particularly difficult.

That fitness test was a total lick out

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air lick

When you are eating with your dog on your lap, and he tries to taste the food just as you are about to eat it, but you pull away and say, "no", so that he can't. Then he licks the air to try and taste what you are eating.

Wilma: Barney tried to eat a piece of my watermelon while sitting on my lap, but I moved away so that he couldn't eat it.

Alfreda: Then he air licked to try and taste your watermelon.

Wilma: Air lick, I like that!

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licking chips

The act of playing the field by giving attention to many potential partners, but avoiding any serious advances.

Comes from the juvenile practice of licking chips, particularly Doritos brand, in order to claim them for oneself, but not necessarily eating them.

"Man, she called last night...I think she's still into me"
"Naw, she's just licking chips."

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