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when you put a turkey baster in the girls genitals for 5 hours
i will fuck you with a turkey baster the turkey
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Think of a country.
A man aged 82 is going to the health facility to print a drug for his wife.
the doctor says he can not write the medicine without seeing the patient.
The 82-year-old man is showing the doctor that he should be given home care services.
The 82-year-old man discussing with the doctor.
The doctor is calling the police to the health facility.
The two policemen who come to the health facility are putting pepper gas on the man at the age of 82 and wearing handcuffs.
The 82-year-old man is having a heart attack at the scene and loses his life in the hospital where he is taken by the police.
turkey is A country that has no respect for human life.
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the process of making a sandwhich behind someone elses back while you give them a blow job or you can be the person getting the blowjob (hhhooooowwlllllaaaeee)
My girlfriend sucked my dick today while making me a sandwhich behind my back with bread, turkey, lettuce and mayonaise. Damn she can give a good ass turkey stern.
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70s slang, synonomous with "chump". Popularized by urban phonics of the 70s. Also a popular name for softball team in Yonkers
As in "Honkey, sucka, jive turkey, Motha F'er"
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Rock n' roll band founded by musicians from Freehold, New Jersey. Songs include Flat Footed Rock N' Roller, Stork, Swamp Blues, Canoeing, Reenactor, Makin' Naked Love Blues, Evelyn, The Dirty Water Serpents.
Turkey Swamp is synonymous with Trash rock, dirt rock, mud rock, skronk rock, rock. Minimalistic, blues-oriented, fall-apart rock. Crazy Horse, The Attractions, Led Zeppelin, Grateful Dead.
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When a guy puts his cock and balls underneath his legs, bends over and hops slightly. The cock and balls move up and down similar to a dead turkey.
Jack showed Jill a "dead turkey" to win her heart.
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A girl who is overweight, if not obese, with a short, round build. She rounds out in the belly with small breast, if any at all, formed from excess body fat, packed into too-small a wardrobe. This makes her look like the packaged Butterball turkeys so many of us enjoy over the holidays. Butterball turkeys can often be found basted in their own cheap liquor.
That Butterball turkey stole my shirt and stretched it! Now it smells like $5 wine!
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