teacher of dilfology. keeper of knowledge. somehow has more hours in the day than the rest of us.
Cullen: As a master of dilfology...
A kid I met in science class who likes campy puns. He is sweet, fun to be around, and makes my day.
My friend Cullen is such a nice boy.
A jackass who will ruin you love life and doesn’t think before he texts he is also the type of guy to date a girl with the name Jordyn
Cullen will try to either
A: date the girl you really like
B: ruin your chances with her and pretend like he did on accident when he definitely did it on purpose
A jackass who will ruin your love life he is the type of guy to date a girl named Jordyn and does not think before he types
I order to ruin your love life Cullen will either
A: date the girl you like
B: purposely ruin your chances with a girl pretend like he did it on accident but he did it on purpose
he is the best friend, the cutest companion, he may date a bi girl but thats okay! he'd let you tap and always participate in the gay jokes. love you cullen <3
Cullen is so kind and makes me jittery inside.
Cullen was touching me but he was nice about it.
Cullen is someone who will never leave you the fuck alone and Will having you cringing for eternity