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Just like soda/pop, all the taste without the calories. Diet dating is when a person wants dating on their terms. All the perks of a relationship without the responsibility. They want to ghost at their leisure without questions.
"This guy I'm dating takes me on nice dates, we have so much fun, and then he won't call for as long as 4 weeks!!! Coming back like nothing happened!!" Yeah, he's always been into diet dating
it's when you have a date with girl and you don't get laid ( can't plant your seed inside of here ) or you get laid and wore a condom which results in a seedless date
Cody Ko: last night i had a date with a girl but it was a seedless date
The start and end dates used by digital marketing analysts when generating performance reports.
Orders up 32% so far this month! Amazing. Yo! What's yo date range?
Similar to a “playdate”, only with all guys. This shameful act can be observed in a suburban neighborhood when husbands all meet on one neighbors swing-set accompanied by their children to hang out and speak amongst themselves. Most likely each of them have been sent out of their homes with their kids inbound because their overworked stay-at-home mommy wives needed some “me time” to recover from the harsh reality of their disappointing happily-ever-after’s. Of course, topics of discussion between these pussy-whooped, sad excuses for men would never include anything like: sports, movies, music, tits, cars, or anything else normal men talk about….and worst of all, no alcoholic beverages are consumed by any of them. Anyone involved in this act can only count the minutes until Monday morning comes, and they are able to return to their comfy cubicles so that they can work 10 hours a day in the corporate prison that offers the only escape from serving the lifetime sentence from their marriage.
Wow, it looks like all the neighbors are having a gay date again in their backyard. Lame!
When you're with someone in a public situation that you shouldn't be with and you touch elbows to signify you want them.
<<at a restaurant>>
Woman 1: places arm on table but within reach of guy.
Guy 1: places his arm on table and discreetly touches elbow continuously with woman since they can't do anything else. Ie...kiss or have sex.
Guy 1: "Hey, how was lasts night date?"
Guy 2: "Dude, sucked! Waitress was a mutual friend and all I could so was elbow date!"
For all intents and purpose, it's when two people are dating, but one or both is afraid to say so publicly.
We're basically dating but we aren't telling anyone because we don't want to hear other people's opinions yet.
A planned encounter for casual sex with a male.
I'd love to join you tonight, but I have a cock date.
I have a cock date tonight with this new guy I met online.
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