hit the head

going to the bathroom

I'm going to hit the head.

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POOPY HEAD

THE BADDEST OF ALL INSULTS IN THE WORLD! IF YOU USE THIS YOU ARE DEGRADING SOMEONE TO THE LOWEST LEVEL OF LOW! YOUR ENEMIES COULD END UP DYING FROM THE AMOUNT OF BALLS IT TAKES TO USE THIS INSUL, YOU SAY IT AND THATS IT THEYRE DEAD, YEP GONE.

PERSON IN FIGHT: YOURE A CUNT DILDO
OTHER PERSON: WELL YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD
PERSON: *GETS A STROKE FROM BADASSERY*

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Head Navigator

A head navigator is somebody that cocks their head when turning a vehicle. Try walking around a corner with your head cocked. It fucking doesn't help, so why the fuck do it while you're driving?

Check out the head navigator making the right turn. Notice the head cocked to the right at 30 degrees. The fucking idiot must figure the centrifugal force of their cocked rock-head will assist with the turn somehow.

head swole

When ones head and or face is swollen. Typically in the morning upon waking the face will be puffy and eyes red and dry. The heads appearance could be fatter. Causes range from allergies, respiratory issues, obesity and more.

Yo my allergies are fucking killing me right now. Woke up this morning with my head swole as fuck.

head shop

A store that sells smoking implements and accessories for marijuana

I justed picked up a fine bong from the head shop in West Ed. Shall we go burn one?

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wetback head

Another name for a Mexican shower. Running your head under the sink instead of taking a shower.

"I'm late! I guess a wetback head will have to do."

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heads up

Advance notice of something that will need attention.

Just a heads up that the customer is likely to escalate this problem...

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