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July 11th is where any girl can ask someone out and they have to say yes or they are gay
Person 1- fuck yeah bud it’s July 11 I hope a hot chick asks me out
Person 2- fucking mint
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July 11 is national Alexei day, where everyone should honor our favorite stranger things character and get a cherry (or strawberry) slurpee from 7-11.
I can’t wait to get my cherry slurpee for July 11! RIP Alexei 😭
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July 8th is the best day of the year for sex if your birthday is July 8th your gonna get laid on your birthday!
Friend: Ethan’s is July 8th
Other friend: he’s gonna get laid
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When the most depressed bitches are woken
It’s July 1st and Karina is depressed once again
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july 11 is a day where most malewives are born - they are the drippiest of all drips and get extra drippy everyday. these malewives got some fine ass taste in everything drip but their friends ruin their drip with their bitchass
yah with that drip
wow he got some drip
yah hes born on july 11 no wonder why he so drip
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The birthday of a special person who will one day make it into a global holiday, holla.
Happy July 6 to all and to all a goodnight!
Happy birthday!
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it’s one of the best days ever! it’s lick your favourite soap day :’)
“wdym we should have spaghetti? isn’t it July 26? that’s lick soap day!”
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