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A town near the middle of Washington, where it doesn't rain, there aren't any naturaly green trees, there are no mountains near by and it smells as though a large herd of dead cows is rotting near by. The only thing it has going for it, is that it gets ridiculously hot and there is a lake, which attracts idiots from all over, who thinking wearing a cowboy hat makes them fit in, but at the same time they think there are male cows. Even though it smells and it is hot, it will always be better than Ephrata in the end.
Lets go hold our breathe in Moses Lake this weekend, so we can get sunburnt.
I was in Moses Lake and saw this cow with giant horns.
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Sexy as hell, stoner, hilarious, quiet, 3/5 hippy, always looked like he's cracked out, but in a hot way, etc.
1) I am going to fuck Timmy when I get him drunk enough!
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Town in Long Island, NY
Pop: 10,250 at the 2000 census.
Small Town located in Suffolk County, NY. Main Attractions include the Smithhaven Mall and several New Boutiques opening in the surrounding area. Houses are of medium and Large size. New Housing developments boasting Million dollar Mini-Mansions are prominent in the area surrounding the Village area.
Alex:Yo where can I get that Awesome Bud?
Guam: Lake grove, Ny My Friend.
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Sikome Lake consists of a small man-made lake, situated inside a heavily guarded 8 feet high chain-link fence.
All visitors to the pond are searched for forbidden items, these include but are not limited to alcoholic beverages. For it is more important to alienate visitors than to allow the occasional undesirable entrance with their hard lemonade.
Some say Sikome lake is synonymous with a prison camp, if only limited to look and feel. The alleged reason for this is to protect incompetent parents from losing their children and having them escape into the wild.
Woe betide if you should venture into the water on the south side of the lake.
Guards at Sikome Lake: "All parents are reminded to be within arms reach of their children"
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Thanos lake is loot lake after it the cube has been melted into it
Thanos lake is so fun
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The 3rd Best Lake in the Tri Lakes Area of the North Country. Full of dip packers under the age of 15, Tupper is filled with some of the lowest test scoring kids in New York State. The only good thing Tupper ever had was a factory that is now drug HQ of the town. Tupper Lake High School is one of the best places you can get mugged. The teachers are about the meanest son's of bitches you could ever drag out of the trailer park downtown. Tupper Lake is one of the leading towns in Upstate New York for inbreeding.
Tupper Lake Dick: Hey, you wanna go buy some china white heroin behind the OWD factory in Tupper Lake?
Saranac Lake Dick: Screw You, SL forever
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The only livable place in Spokane County, Washington and the best managed city in the state. Population 5,560, the air is clean, the streets are safe, and the views are breathtaking. Oh yeah -- there is also a lake, but with the likes of Coeur d'Alene and Pend Oreille nearby, it is very easy to miss.
Liberty Lake: a great place to raise kids and husbands.
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