shagged out

1) To be exhausted from a hard days work.
2) Unable to get wood due to excessive knobbing.
3) A gay phrase used by douchebags to try and make them believe they're having more sex than you.

Ben: "Ooooh yeah, after yesterdays exploits, I'm shagged out!"
Kevin: "What, those men tire you?"

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shag frag

The act of having a woman shit on you while on top during sex.

"Dude, I was in bed with Jenny on top last night and she shag fragg'd me!"

"Fuck thats disgusting!"

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shag

wack to the fullest, lame....a straight up loser so death.

"Dude do you like my new dance, its cool isn't it?
"man you shag

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Shag-Tag

The process of shagging a male or female then tagging them in a social networking post in the morning after the deed is done, thereby making all social media aware that you have enjoyed sexual relations with that person. Pictures, videos and locations that can be added to the post make the shag tag more meaningful.

Have you seen the Shag-Tag on Facebook?

Steve Shag-Tagged Jenny!
I can't believe Sarah posted a Shag-Tag with Mark!
John is in bed with @Linda

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shag job

an assignment to follow someone without being noticed; undertaken by private detectives

"No guy in his right mind wears a white suit on a shag job."
-Bradfort Gait, in The Dark Corner

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Shag Promotion

When a person fucks their boss to get higher in their company/organisation

Worker 1: Looks like Jeff's going to get that raise
Worker 2: Don't count on it, Bob says he's going for a shag promotion

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Shag Carpet

n. an intensified version of a carpet, a carpet that sleeps around
syn. filthy whore
see: carpet

At Mike's party, there was a shag carpet hitting on me.

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