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A very hard and erect penis.
I got a woody johnson just looking at that elevator chick over there!
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Usually long fleshy things. Can be a penis.
Jiggle Johnsons are usually covered in some kind of slime.
Multiple Jiggle Johnsons can be considered one entity, or one Jiggle Johnson.
1)James: WHOA! Look at the size of that Jiggle Johnson! Its also covered in a massive amount of slime!
2)James: WOW, look at all those Jiggle Johnsons, they formed to make the mother of all Jiggle Johnsons!
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To pull a quick maneuver on someone while driving in traffic, it saves you time but pisses other people off.
I totatlly just Don Johnsoned all of those people waiting to turn.
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Jeh Johnson is an American lawyer and former government official who served as the fourth United States Secretary of Homeland Security from 2013 to 2017. He was a man who had a lot of power and still has a lot of power.
Man that guy is as powerful as Jeh Johnson
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When a male swings his body back with his penis or "Mr Johnson" firmly grasped in his hand with the intention of slapping a woman or women in the face with it, while saying "say hello to mr johnson"
The Crack whore was sitting on the computer chair waiting as he started to swing his penis at her face with the words "say hello to mr johnson" being said.
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One of the greatest people you will ever know. Smart, beautiful, sexy, nice and anything else positive you can think about a person. Anyone who is with her is the happiest person of there life and guys who aren't wish they could be. She is perfect. If you don't think so you're insane.
"Hey do you know Hayley Johnson?"
"Yea who doesn't? Shes perfect."
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Shawn Machel Johnson (born January 19, 1992) is an American artistic gymnast. She is the 2008 Olympic women's balance beam gold medalist, the individual all-around silver medalist, the 2007 all-around World Champion, and the 2007 and 2008 U.S. all-around champion.
Scenario 1:
Olympic Watcher: Dude omg im in love with Shawn Johnson! Shes so hot! She can totally kick my ass!
Friend: Hell yea! Her thighs are thicker than yo head, B!
Scenario 2:
Kid #1: OMG, What the hell! Why did you just jump and do a flip over me?!
Kid #2: Haha! He just pulled a Shawn Johnson on you!
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