Abs month

Abs month

Gentlemen the women have had their months where you’ve gotten to slap their ass freely but now it is your turn girls gets a pull up your shirt at any time throughout the month of November 27-December and get a look at your abs or get to randomly touch your abs at any point in the day OH AND ALL MEN /BOYS HAVE TO POST A PICK WITH THE SHIRT OFF OR UP

Let me see your abs it’s abs month

AB (the name)

If you have a friend named AB, their probably racist, and even gay- super nice though, to the people that wanna be nice too, and sometimes, they might be friends with pedophiles

Person 1: Hey did you see AB (the name) today?
Person 2: Ya he called me the n word with the hard r

Fairview AB

A small town in northern Alberta where everyone lives off cocaine and Juul pods and if you don’t drive a truck you’ll get the fuck beat out of ya

“Man I’ve never seen as many Juul pods on the street as there are there in Fairview AB”

Ab&1d

Shorthand for abandoned being "AB-And-One-D" but and & 1 become & and 1

I'm bored let's go check out that Ab&1d factory down the road

abe lincoln

Just before you're about to go down on a girl with a hairy bush, you squirt some krazy glue on your chin, and quickly go to town. Her hair will instantly become bonded to your chin. When her pubes are sufficiently adhered, you yank your face up quickly thus yanking most of the pubic hair out of her mount. You are now covered with an Abe Lincoln type beard.
This is actually a "partial" abe lincoln. See full abe lincoln for more details.

Dude, I gave that beeotch an abe lincoln, and now she wants to charge me with assault!! whats up with that!?!

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Kojiro Abe

1. Pretentious
2. Pretentiousness
3. A 16 year old prick with a badly designed website who makes weird, unfunny films about puppets and big toes.

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Magic Abe

A combination of the houdini and Abe Lincoln. When having sex with a girl from behind, you spit on her back or find some other way into making her think you've ejaculated on her, then cover his face in man juice when she turns around. You then throw pubes on her face (pre-cut or ripped out mid-intercourse if you're manly) which will stick to the semen, giving her an Abe Lincoln beard.

I gave Macee the old Magic Abe last night...needless to say, she'll probably never take her eyes off of me while we're fucking again.

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