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The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.
"Doris looks rough today Keith, did you slip her an Absolute Krusty last night?.."
Absolutely wallpapered is when you have drank so much alcohol and smoked so much weed that you are absolutely wallpapered and can’t even get up to go for a wee
“I need a piss mate but I’m absolutely wallpapered that I can’t be arsed going for a wee”
The weird temperature at which your mucus freezes in your nose and feels weird.
Yeah dude it was so cold this morning that I think it would hit about absolute mucus. It was very uncomfortable.
Student: What is the exact temperature of Absolute mucus
Teacher: It varies depending on many factors including but not limited to, the amount of mucus in nose, size of nose, and amount of hair in nose.
the types of people who don't like Numberblocks
Mark is an absolute imbecile.
The absolute mother fucking greatest!!
See Madeline over there? She’s the absolute mother fucking greatest. I wish I could be like her
"Something that's so embarrassing, so deeply uncomfortable, or so discusting that your face contorts, you make noises like a constipated frog, and you get a feeling in your stomach, the feeling that you've got...
Got" -Grill Burns
Getting Absolutely Got is basically like getting T.S.G.V.
Ok so basically to be the definition of absolutely focken dashing is to just be me ofc :D
Isa is absolutely focken dashing