The most attractive man in existence. He is tall and has nice hair. His dick is(n't) the biggest in the world. Absolute chad Draven enjoyer and hardstuck plat. He isn't a simp and always puts his homies over hoes. His presence alone emits retard energy, try to avoid him if u don't want to become as retarded as him. U will typically see in the chat of normal LoL games, he is usually typing one of these things:
"Pol*sh dog, u have negative wr in silver?"
"Buy hands pls"
If he isn't playing jg he might say:
"JG GANK US POLAK, THEIR JG GANKED 10 TIMES ALREADY I CAN'T LANE JG DIFF REPORTED"
If u are lucky enough to be in a voice chat with him u might hear:
"I wish H1tl3r comes back to life so he can kill all fucking Pol*sh people."
" FUCK MAN, WHY CAN THIS CHAMP DEAL 70% OF MY HP AT LEVEL 3."
"Of course this retarded Polak ints, they are retarded as fuck."
The cringe this man produces is insane.
Oh shit, Mihajlo AKA KIMIREZUREKCIJA and Bolemafija are coming towards us, we must run!
Haha KIMIREZUREKCIJA u are such a gypsy, go steal copper.
OMG, Mihajlo AKA KIMIREZUREKCIJA is so hot.
black ass kid with no play and is ass at fivem
ay ike aka brandon sucks mums life
best underground artist onb
u heard dat new rem aka thraxpaxkrem?
nah who df is rem
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*blocked*
Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a man who was a lord of Satanism who had a PhD in East Asian studies. He was said to be widely hated in Hollywood for some reason.
Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a nickname given to a terrible lord of Satanism in the Church of Satan.
A shirt umpaloompa looking female, with large breasts and even bigger boredom. She's talented at the brush stroke and flip flap. Likes long knee aching hikes thru the shallow river bed. Knocking over and Re- stacking every rock stack she finds. Type of orange suntan any middle aged women would like. Has minimal facial hair, matched with a sense of fluffy comedy. Lovable, likeable, definetly best friend material... PS. She's huge on snoring.
Felicity (AKA ferocity) is the type of person you bring home to your parents... Felicity, the goddess in the sunset.l?
what u call someone when they pee themselves
"did u just drizzle in the parking lot at wawa?"
He is a SADBOIZ who studies hard, behaves well in order to be a GOODBOIZ and also an amatuer ukulelerist+nopro rapper💔🤟
Quân Đặng aka Quanismeee is a young boi si tinh who never finds out riu love for himself.