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a group of alcoholics that are the opposite of alcoholics annonymous
dad: did u go to ur AA meeting today?
me: no i went to alcoholics unanimous
dad:??
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Those little tiny bottles you get in airplanes or out of the minibars in hotel rooms that make you feel like your a little bitch.
excuse, stewardess, can i have some "airplane alcohol" please?
are you a pussy, sir?
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Addiction to hand sanitizing, a common pandemic disorder.
He sanitized his hands after touching any item, even if it had been sitting undisturbed on his desk for years. 'You can never be too careful', he said aloud, every few minutes, in denial of his isopropyl alcoholism.
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A person who consumes many different alcoholic beverages while drinking.
Joe: "Hey Rob, look at Nash at the end of the bar drinking a glass of wine."
Rob: "So what?"
Joe: "Well he just had a shot and a beer and before that he had a margarita !"
Rob: "Wow ! He's a discovering alcoholic."
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a person who is of legal drinking age and uses his/her privilege to provide alcohol to minors that he/she keeps contact with
Dude you got any booze?
No, but I can call up my alcohol contacts, they'll get me some.
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A term used to describe a beverage not worth consuming. This term is usually used to refer to cocktails made without alcohol, but it can be used to describe any drink that does not contain alcohol. Unless you are underage or driving, there is zero reason anyone would consume an alcohol-free beverage.
Tim: I'll have an alcohol-free margarita
Steve: Why? Are you the designated driver?
Tim: No, I just don't like drinking
Steve: This is a bar, and we serve alcohol. Please leave and be sober elsewhere.
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Christian Reconstructionist circles, but hearable elsewhere:
Three criterias:
1: That which has the potential to relieve downheartedness/ wild fatigue. 2: That which can assume a "sparkling" state, at which point it becomes an addictive, nonmedicinary drug!
3 (most commonly): That which impares similar to alcohol.
The list can include: barbituates, cocaine, morphine, TXC (marijuana), and "salt tranqs.", as some Recons call them (most behavioral meds).
Alcohol Equivalent can also refer to how much you have had, relative to a one-ordinary beer average. Mostly, a way that you can measure when to hault the drinking.
"Almost all unlicensed drug and alcohol dealers produce and sell sparkly alcohol and alcohol equivalents to boost sales by starting addicts."
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