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Named for Seattle basketball's Ray Allen's Long shot accuracy, the Dirty Ray Allen is performed during anal sex, the male will at the point of orgasm withdraw, grab the hair of the receiver and shoot his ejaculate from long distance into the waiting mouth of the recipient followed by placing his penis immediately in their mouth making him the 'Baller of the Week'.*
*An authentic Dirty Ray Allen is done while dressed in a SuperSonics jersey.
"Yo dawg, I skied from 3 point land and Dirty Ray Allen'd that bitch!"
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sometimes spelled as David Allan Coe
country singer-songwriter who peaked in the late 1970s
personified outlaw country music with tattoos, ear rings, long hair and a connection to motorcycle gangs
Coe served time in an Ohio state prison
wrote the song Take This Job and Shove It, which became a #1 hit in 1978 as covered by Johnny Paycheck
wrote several racist, sexist and homophobic (the trifecta of anti-liberalism - yet funny) songs released as underground or X-rated albums
his underground album is difficult to find today and rare
among his underground songs is the classic "Fvck Anita Bryant"
"They tell me I look like Merle Haggard, but sound a lot like David Allen Coe," Longhaired Redneck (1976)
David Allan Coe is one of the funniest racists in country music.
If you think Ice Cube is OK but hate the lyrics of David Allen Coe, you're a hypocrite.
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To find an answer that is clearly wrong by making up a method and using bad assumptions.
Guy 1: I think Jimmy is going to make the fluids final easy
Guy 2: How on earth did you come up with that theory?
Guy 1: The Peter Allen Method
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The incorrect spelling of Edgar Allan Poe. Often times used by so-called fans that have no idea what they're talking about.
Dumb kid: i am so goth! i read Edgar Allen Poe!!!!!
Smart kid: Yes, Edgar Allan Poe was, in my opinion, the greatest poet ever known to exist.
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One of the greatest authors in american history. If they ever make a movie based on his life I could see Johnny Depp in the lead role.
-Edgar Allen Poe is cool
-Yes he is.
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Little skinny white cracker with a squinchy voice and picks his nose during history, trying to cover it up with a folder.
The skinny figure stumbled into the classroom and the kids instantly recognized the Booby Allen.
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Cinnamon Bun
The most precious speedster of the CW's flash who deserved better
Nora West-Allen is so schway