the most perfect girl anyone can ever have, she is sweet, lovely, mesmerizing and adorable.
guy 1: i love my girl, i call her my alley
guy 2: there is nothing better than an alley
Someone who has big dreams has lots of friends is hilarious and a little boy crazy. She is a great friend to others and is very grateful if you had chance with Alley i would take it cause you would be missing out on so much!
Wow Alley is the best friend i could ever ask for!
alley (v). to meet up. derived from the room (30/01/22)
we finna alley and vape on the west.
Performed standing or lying on ones back as a male. You start masturbating with tissues next to you. Then you cum. As it's flying through the air you grab a tissue and try to catch it on the way down. Extra points if you use the same hand you were masturbating with. Extra points if you leave out the tissues and catch it in yours/a loved ones mouth.
Me: I'm bored of normal masturbating
Friend: You should try the Baseball Alley Oop
The first chapter of Piggy: Book 2. This is probably the last chapter that will be released in early September.
Me: How do you beat Alleys!!? I am raging!
Some YouTuber: How to beat Chapter 1: Alleys: Guide.
Me: Watches, likes, subscribes and comments.
P1: Hey, did you hear about P3?
P2: Yeah, he missed school cause he was caught... you know.
P1: Damn... he was a victim of the back-alley backshots then.
When one friend is finished shitting in the bathroom, he alley oops the shit to his buddy across the house and dunks that shit on his girls tits.
The assist you gave on that alley poop was spot on! She loved it!