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A line found in one of Ed's comic books.
Ed: He gagged on its bones!
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GGG means the greatest gag gift ever. It’s when your girlfriend makes you mad and use a condom and you said you don’t want to you can’t feel her and she makes you use one anyway. You used this. A dry condom salted on the outside. Made to rub her skin dry to open her wound ass or pussy and salt will make it sting or burn and you make sure to tell her we not stopping until I orgasm too. It takes so long to cum with a condom and make sure she agrees to it on camera first.
The greatest gag gift bring couples closer together and make woman stop being evil to their significant other good godly men.
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1) an acronym for 7 people; (M-A-K-E-M-M-G)
2) a group of whores who think they're the fucking shit 'cause they act cool & tough on facebook. in person they're all little pussies.
3) a really ugly group of people who only have each other as friends.
4) M- too skinny for words to describe.
A - needs to fill in the gap between her 2 front teeth because she looks like a redneck.
K - the biggest whore in the group who likes to mess with guys hearts.
E - the biggest bitch who ever walked the face of the earth.
M - the biggest prude guy who acts tough as shit, but can't face the truth that he's a twat with no real friends.
M - uses "hahaha" as a comeback because he's got nothing else.
G - three words: flat faced chink.
1) dude1: "Holy shit, dude, did you see those fags last night?"
dude2: "Which ones? M-A-K-E-Me-Massively-Gag?"
dude1: "Yeah those bitches."
dude2: "Haha yeah, I saw all the girls eating each other out last night in public, while those 2 dudes were wacking each other off!"
dude1: "WHAT WHORES! And wow, I didn't know those guys had dicks?"
dude2: "Haha, I know dude; they look more like really tight tooth-filled pussies, instead!"
dude1: "Did you take pics?"
dude2: "DUH! They're all over NJ now!"
dude1: "Hahahaha! What a bunch of desperate, lonely whores! They have to refer to their own group to get some!"
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A Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag is a device used in some S&M scenes. A pronged steel cock-ring is inserted into a bottom's mouth and fastened with a leather strap. He's blindfolded and handcuffed and his mouth is now ready for use. After being given 300mg of the boner-maker drug, Viagra, Boy may be forced to wear a cock-cage, leather ball-stretcher and puppy-dog tail
Once, I went to a leather bath-house with Matt, and somebody drugged me and I passed out! When I woke up, several dudes fucked me through the Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag they forced me to wear, and I heard Matt talking, he had fucked my mouth too because I recognized his dick-shape and cum-taste when he shot his load down my throat - I blew my wad through the cock-cage they had on me and they made me lick it up!
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An expression you say when you're in disbelief
Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
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The feeling of nausea when a rank pussy is riding your face or when eating her out.
That nasty bitch last night had me v gagging.
A muzzle gag is usually composed of a muzzle made out of leather, which is strapped tight to the wearer's face using a head harness.
They have strong psychological effects, because the look of a person with a muzzle gag is similar to an animal.
Most muzzle gags feature either a ballgag or pecker gag behind the muzzle to further silence the wearer, making them one of the most effective gags.
A popular attachment to secure the gag further is a posture collar.
With the muzzle gag strapped on her and the ballgag inside her mouth, she was unable to talk.