Your baby. Your main boo. Your bae til the end. The person that's not supposed to leave you for anyone else causing you to fly into an threat-filled rage on the curb in public.
I thought you loved me! You were my baby. My fucking cinnamon apple.
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A derogatory term used to describe the child of someone you think of as shit. A โshit appleโ never falls far from the โshit tree.โ
Randy: "I can't believe Trinity was throwing bottles, Mr. Lahey."
Mr. Lahey: "Shit apple."
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An apple that shows a skillful use of underhanded tactics to achieve goals.
The devious apple stole my wife and kids.
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An astounding bore of a human being, who based his or her decision to own apple products upon the fact they they're shiny and everyone else owns one. They treat their technological buying decision as a status signalling device, an entry into a club or cult. They demonstrate the following traits:
- Not being able to shut up about their apple products.
- Not being able to refer to devices by their generic name, but instead by the apple product name. For example, the will say "iPhone" instead of "smartphone".
- Not being aware of alternative products, or any reason why people may want to choose one. Examples of this are when people ask for schools to buy "iPads", despite the fact that a similarly capable android device will be more flexible and significantly cheaper to buy.
- A religious-like/cultist desire to "spread the good news". This manifests as an endless stream of shilling that is especially pronouced in the people who produce media. Instead of a cartoonish drawing a generic phone, they will take the effort to specifically draw the apple logo on there. See the south park episode on drones as an example of this.
- Being generally ignorant of technology and thinking of their products as being the apex of human achievement.
- Owning an apple brand product for all their needs (phone, tablet, laptop, computer, etc.).
- Believing in their own individuality, despite being in a herd of identical thinking and looking sheep.
I can't believe the school wants to buy an iPad for every student. What a bunch of apple fags.
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1. A person who believes in almost anything that apple says and gives into it's marketing strategy. 2. A prime target for apple marketers to impose their superfluously costing products to. 3. A person who honestly believes that Windows XP or Vista is Archaic, Inferior, Does Not Work, or just plain ripped off ideas from the Mac OS. 4. One who waits in line for days in some instances, for Apple keynote speeches. 5. One who believes adding an "i" prefix to anything is automatically superior to anything that does not have an "i" in front of it.
Most apple fanboys will possess three or more of the following:
1. iPod
2. iPhone
3. Macbook
4. iMac
5. Mac Pro
6. 3 or more Apple Connector Cables
7. A membership at Macheist.com
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A song from the touhou project's 4th game. However it gained its popularity due to the cover from 2007 and the music video from 2009. It is among the most well known songs of the touhou franchise like U.N. Owen was her and Flowering Night/Night of Nights.
Person A: I really like touhou's music
Person B: Oh? What is your favourite track? Mine is Lunatic Eyes ~ Invis-
Person A (yelling): Nagareteku toki no naka de demo kedarusa ga hora guruguru mawatte
Watashi kara hanareru kokoro mo mienai wa sou shiranai
Person B: Yeah, Bad Apple!! is S tier
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the hottest american singer ever she is mommy n girlboss
your mom: damn, fiona apple is pretty hot
your dad: i agree
your sister: mf turned me lesbian
your brother: mommy? sorry mommy? sorry
your whole family: dayymm
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