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People with a musical attention defficit disorder have a tendency to switch every (or almost every) song they listen to midway through (if not before that).
Also abreviated to M.A.D.D.
I'd swear that John has a Musical Attention Defficit Disorder. When I was listening to his MP3 with him earlier, he couldn't stop song skipping! It drove me nuts!
An Attention Whore Screen Name is when someone joins a chat room or virtual world and their screen name suggest that they are a slut. Such as "Pornstar07" or "FuckPrincess"
Jenna- "Hey did you see Ashly's screen name on WeeWorld?"
Brooke- "No. What is it?"
Jenna- "It is such an attention whore screen name."
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An Attention Span Ponzi Scheme is a system of recruitment of people to pay attention to a topic. People recruited to the topic are then encouraged to drag in the attention spans of others.
The entire system collapses when everyone realizes that the topic is bankrupt of value to be discussed in the first place.
Examples of Attention Span Ponzi Schemes include chain letters, time-wasting Facebook applications, and any social reference group that is based on recruiting others to participate or play for the subject to have sustained interest.
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Center of Attention Deficit Disorder (COADD) is defined as a personality disorder characterized by a constant desire to be noticed, acknowledged, needed or appreciated by the people in your immediate proximity.
Person One: Did you see they way Bobby was wearing his pants inside out last night?
Person Two: Did you hear him telling everybody where he is spending the summer?
Person Three: His Center of Attention Deficit Disorder is out of control.
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attention whore deficit disorder or AWDD as i like to abbrivate it, is a serious disorder that sweeps trough the teenage female community.... it manifests through very hard and lame efforts to get attention, like extreme drama or disorders they really dont have.... however it is treatable with freebase smokeable prozac, or zoloft
her:"im bleeding,im a self cutter"
me:next day, "hey i got some prozac for your cucu problems"
her:"no i just scratched myself, im not a cutter"
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A disorder in which somebody makes up or exaggerates a mental illness for attention. Someone likely has this condition if they are constantly making posts on social media about their insurmountable struggles dealing with (e.g. anxiety, depression) and seem to always have the need to remind others about how sick or damaged they are. These people also typically make vague posts of their dire distress in order to obtain sympathy and bait people into talking to them about it. It is common for these individuals to use their illness as an excuse for their behavior, esp. when treating others poorly yet expects those same people feel sorry for them. Those affected by ASCD typically make little or no effort to get better from their supposed illness because they are more interested in getting attention than improving their quality of life. The demographic most affected by this ailment are adolescent females who spend too much time on their phones utilizing social media.
John: "Wow I can't look at facebook without seeing Sophie sharing depression quotes all the time!"
Brian: "You should just unfriend her, bro. she has Attention-Seeking Cunt Disorder."
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a play on the actual disorder ADD; used to describe someone who is desperate for attention to a point that it could probably be diagnosed by a doctor.
X: Did you hear that Alison is pregnant?
Y: I wouldn't believe it; she's got attention desperate disorder (ADD).
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