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-phrase you tell someone that's pissing you the hell off, or simply not worth your time
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Malik Henry-Williams: "What's up man?"
Jake: "Go the fuck away."
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The expression "that tree is far away" is used in situations to express that the last statement made by that speaker is irrelevant and unimportant information that can be ignored, rather than repeated. It's best used as a reply when a person mumbles something, an accompanying individual cannot understand and asks for them to re-say their last line, only to be told "that tree is far away," indicating that what they originally spoke was not worth repeating.
It's derived from a Mitch Hedberg comedy act:
"I mumble a lot on stage, I'm a mumblerer. But sometimes what I mumble is some insignificant shit. Like I'll be walking down the street with my friend, and I will have said something, but he didn't hear me, so he says "What!?" SO I'll say it again, and again he had not heard me, so he'd say, "What!?" And now by this time I am yelling "That tree is very far away!"
Two people are walking to the subway...
Person A: (mumbles) Smells like popcorn in here
Person B: What?
Person A: Nothing
Person B: ???
Person A: That tree is far away
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Fuck the Pain Away is a 1994 comedy film, written by John Hughes and produced by Richard Vane and John Hughes, and directed by Patrick Read Johnson. The film stars twins Adam Robert Worton and Jacob Joseph Worton as the part of Baby Bink. The plot centers around Baby Bink's capture by three amateur kidnappers, escape, and adventure through the city while pursued by the three kidnappers who turn out to be the only ones who can physically see Bink, as well as anyone else connected to him.
I just watched the Plinkett review for Fuck the Pain Away. Shit was so cash.
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1) Dating a girl who you have no real interest in; simply for the sex - no emotional attachment.
2) Planning on having sex with someone for a short duration of time.
Guy 1: Dude, the best way to get over your ex is finding some throw-away broad.
Guy 2: I already have one. Remember Shirley?
Guy 1: But you love Shirley.
Guy 2: Fuck off
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When you see a woman from an entire city block away, and you think to yourself "Damn, that girl got some big titties!"
"I'm telling you, they were bigger than my head. This girl had block-away titties."
An imaginary store like a Goodwill where hand-me-down items can be bought so for so cheap, it's like the proprietor of the business is giving the stuff away. The phrase is used by school kids in L.A. to make fun of the possessions of poorer students, who may wear used or non name brand clothing and shoes. This may be attributed to parents who could not afford to buy nice shoes and/or apparel for their children.
Nice rags, did Poncho's Give-Away have a half-off sale today?
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Old Scots expression for dead.
Also from the Iain Banks book/BBC miniseries "The Crow Road"
Aye, Fergus is away the Crow Road.
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