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This was Awkward Silence: 3.ly/2HYg
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Very similar to the awkward turtle, it is used during an awkward moment during sex. Make the "rock on" sign, and stroke the other person's arm slowly.
Debbie: Is it in?
James: *already finished*
Debbie:....
James: *awkward giraffe*
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A dream involving sex with a person you would not normally have sex with. Often someone you have never talked to or had any relations with. Usually produces the result of not being able to make eye contact with this person on the following day.
Girl #1: OMG! I had such a ridiculous awkward dream last night!
Girl #2: Oooh who was it about?
Girl #1: Basically the last person I would ever get with...ever.
Girl #2: Um..Danny?
Girl #1: How the fuck did you guess? His penis was HUGE!
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Those three dots that people put at the end of a sentence to indicate a long pause, usually creating an awkward moment while texting.
- AN EXAMPLE OF AWKWARD DOTS-
Person 1: Hey I just got back from Disneyland!
Person 2: Oh ya, that's the place where i had my first BJ...
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A two-person awkward turtle.
Based off of the hilarious biology video of tortoises engaging in... mature behavior and grunting while an excited guy with an accent watches.
Friend: Awkward turtle!!
*does awkward turtle*
You: Awkward tortoise!!!!!!!!
*does awkward turtle on top of friend's awkward turtle, moving up and down and grunting*
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The real problem though is that those who are awkward around girls over-think the spooning issue and assume there's a problem (this is a larger issue as the result of movies such as Mallrats). There is in fact no problem, assuming the dude is the big spoon. The dude, assuming he is a left-leaner, need only put his right arm over the chick, his left arm under her through the natural crook created by her neck, clasp the arms together through the boobs and be safe. D'uh. Fucking tards.
Dude #1: Schwoah brah, I just realized that there's no need to amputate my awkward arm, the real issue is that I'm just awkward!
Dude #2: Yeah dude, suicide's really the only option for you.
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A hand gesture made by placing four fingers on a surface with the middle finger straight out to resemble a dinosaur similar to a brontosauraus. Used in an awkward situation to release the tension. Very similar to the Awkward Turtle. This was created by John Crawford of Crystal River and used in his classroom.
When telling a joke that no one gets, one can sometimes get a laugh by using the awkward dinosaur in conjunction with a "Roooaaaaar"
Mr. Crawford discussing the Constitution "And thats why they call it clause and effect!"
crickets begin to chirp
"Rooooaaaaar" with awkward dino creates laughter
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