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To engage in a large expenditure for the purpose of pacifying a spouse or significant other. Derivation: North Shore of Long Island.
Dude, my wife found that stripper's name and number in my pants pocket, so I totally had to maggie bag her.
The status of once proud and fearless gent of integrity who has lost his freedom and right to roam by submitting to the manipulations of a "ball bagger"..
This sad turn of events often happens to men in the prime of their lives, and could be a reaction to the stresses of "freedom" and the poor quality of casual pick-up material on offer these days..
Usually such specimens of men are rarely seen outside of the work environment or at family gatherings usually arranged by their miserable and deeply insecure female "owners". Any attempt to assert their previous rights to roam are met with histrionics, prolonged sulking, sex strikes and threats of "violence by proxy" often involving family members or friends of the ball bagger, the police, or family courts..
A ball bagged man is the butt of many jokes, as he lives in a form of comfortable castration rather like a neutered housepet.. But never has any real fun anymore, because his balls, are in "she who must be obeyed"'s handbag..
Bill realised, as he looked in the mirror at a body that was once lean and athletic but now looks as sad and sorry as the heap of lard sulking on the sofa that had ball bagged him into this pathetic life, that he was not really able to escape now. The price would be too high and he didn't want to end up unable to see his child, even though that was what had trapped him in this situation in the first place..
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Snorting cocaine that comes in a plastic bag. (Australia)
“Yo Damo, we getting on the bag tonight?”
“Yeah bro, let’s ride the rails!”
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Any act of putting an item into your inventory in a video game, especially if you're not going to use it.
First made popular by a popular YouTuber DeliciousCinnamon, this term comes from a blind idiot translation of Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal. Due to varying graphical representations of putting inventory items away, a real life act of bag fuck remains a mystery, much like recipes for volcano bakemeat and kuang steak.
As the term bag fuck is also being popularized by another YouTuber, Slowflake, it may become either a forced meme or a valid Internet forums term.
EGGIE!DRUG
BAG FUCK!
--Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal
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Yo Man you got that good good
Ya boy it’s right here in my trap bag
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Either a bag designed to contain meanies, or a bag with meanie-like qualities.
Given the bag we used to round up those meanies also somehow stubbed my toe, this is a meanie-bag in both ways! Well, I'll be a jerkface deluxe!
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A hockey practice where players are forced to do repetitive skating drills until they are exhausted, or have "skated their bags off". It's often used as punishment for an underperforming team.
After losing the game, the team was bag skated. Hopefully they play better next game.
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