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Variation of the mullet, usually the result of having a ponytail throughout the 20's-30's and using a rubber band - resulting in being bald on the top whilst having mullet characteristics in the back.
Steve Howe (guitarist) is well on his way to sporting a bald eagle.
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A camel or a light hearted llama, suffering from male pattern baldness, esp. despite the frequent use of rogaine.
Man, what a bald camel that one is, poor llama.
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When you break a girl’s heart bad enough that she shaves her entire head trying to cope with the pain. They often cannot recover from this heartbreak for 2 years. Worse than the Dye break up
Chad: I broke up with my girl.
Brad: I saw that she shaved her head. You put her through a Bald break up!
Chad: Shit it’s not my fault she wasn’t good enough.
Brad: True, she had it coming.
When a woman is shaved completely in her genital region.
My wife is bald eagle jones.
phrase is used by Bubba the Love Sponge on his Sirius satellite radio show.
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A sideways walk with one's back to the wall in order to hide one's bald spot. To do the bald spot creep, one must walk from side to side with their back toucing or facing the wall, in order to hide thier embarassing bald spot.
Joeseph: Why does Mr. Green always walk sideways with his back to the wall?
Alex: He's hiding his bald spot by never turning around. He's embarased of the thing, and soesn't want to show it to his class.
Joeseph: Ah, yes. The old bald spot creep.
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