Barnes and Nobles

any corporate bookstore that contains a starbucks coffee shop.

Jim: "Hey, Ted, i was thinking about going to a Barnes and Nobles to get some Choose Your Own Adventure books."

Ted: "Do you want to go to the one off of Central or the one down by Alice's place?"

Jim: "No, i was thinking about going to the Borders where the movie theater used to be"

Ted: "Really? I didn't know there was a Starbucks in there."

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BARN STORMER

Someone who busts through the door of a barn party even if they weren’t invited and starts fu@king everyone in sight!!!

“Paul is one hell of a model American as well as the best BARN STORMER the world has ever known!”

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Dog in a Barn

When somone is born in a country not of there race.

these guys think they are english if a dog is born in a barn does that mean its a horse ?

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Harrison Barnes

An NBA player from Ames, Iowa who currently plays for the Mavericks.

Who's that player on the Mavs? That is Harrison Barnes.

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Barn Mucker

A male who enjoys's licking other male's anus'.

Dude, are you a barn mucker? I would so lick your anus

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Senior Barnes

a person, usually drunk, who poops on a paper plate and puts it in an exit sign so that the bulbs will heat up the poop and make it smell more

When I walked out of my dorm room past the exit sign, the ovewhelming stink of poop let me know we had been visited by Senior Barnes

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sebastian barnes

A person with a very large penis and all the hotties like him, and everyone wants to be him.

Look at Sebastian barnes he has a huge penis and all the hotties are surrounding him. I want to be him!

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