Bass Ass

The condition of breaking wind profusely after drinking a quantity of Real Ale. After the once common British Bitter brand,probably only because of the easy rhyme though,rather than that beers effects over any other.(Pedigree is far worse for one!)

God that stinks, you have Bass Ass!

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bass neck

when a bass player clucks his head back and forth to the rhythm like a chicken does.

Dude when I was at Lollapalooza, Flea got SO FUNKY with it. his bass neck was totaly contagious!!

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Billy Bass

The stupid, singing, rubber bass that you mount to your double-wide's porch next to your family's favorite pastime, the bug-zapper.

Jeb Bush: George, did the tax-payers foot the bill for that Bill Blass you have on?

George Bush: It's really called a Big Mouth Billy Bass, Jeb, and Cheney gave it to me last year.
Jeb Bush: I'm talking about your suit, you damn moron!

George Bush: Oh. Sorry. Can we just watch the bug-zapper on the West Lawn.

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ya bass

Scots- "ya bass" is a shortened term of "you bastard" said by many Glaswegians usually in an aggressive tone.

"mon ya bass, i'll fuckin' do you!"

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bass extension

Realization of all low bass information from 250Hz down to 20hz.

Very few headphones can reproduce bass extension well because of the tiny diaphragm that needs to move a lot of air to create these frequencies.

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Bass Master

A female who will constantly put herself down or be over-modest to fish and shimmy for a compliment out of a male counterpart.

DEBBIE: This shirt makes me look ugly, I can't believe i wore this to the movies...
MIKE: 'The Dark Knight' was really good.
DEBBIE: I wish i didn't look so ugly right now...
MIKE: Oh.
DEBBIE: ..you think I'm ugly right now?
MIKE: No. I told you that you looked good three times already, stop being such a damn Bass Master you cunt!
*Mike smacks Debbie*

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Terrible Bass

The kind of bass inside stock laptops, and cars 1960-2000.
Also in most low cost amps.

Dude, your brothers car has some terrible bass!"

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