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a gay man who likes to have sex in order to get shit dick (poop on dick)
tim: gary is a skatter-batter he likes to fuck till he gets shit on his dick
The remnants after an individual cums inside another individual’s butthole and swirling it around.
I came so hard in his butthole lastnight I left a huge pile of buttdick batter.
possibly after product of Pocket Billiards or Premature Ejaculation - the 'batter' that a man finds covers his sausage
"after dry-humping that bookshelf, I had major trouser batter"
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A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.
Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.
Another example of smeg. The,usually whiteish, residue in the crotch area of women's knickers. Can be glaringly obvious when dry with black knickers.
' my knickers are crusty with pants batter'
' I was so horny last night I can scrape my pants batter off and make porridge' yum
When you are able to blow a load whilst having a semi or flaccid chap.
Man, I had no idea whether she was a minger or minter, and still couldn't work it out after I slack battered her chin ...
Ghosts of baby batters past is when a female offers you a drink and you know she has sucked dick recently. This must be within a 24 hour window.
I dont drink after any bitch. They all scandalous and whos to know when she be suckin some dudes cock last. Shit my luck it been couple hours before and i be gettin ghosts of baby batters past.