The battle to decide the done definitive josh
“Did you see the battle of the josh”
“Yeah, I thought josh had it in the bag”
When two idiots get together and battle it out coochie style.
“Let’s coochie battle right now- coochie love, coochie hate”
“BET- coochie fence, coochie gate”
Involves multiple rats fighting usually in a free for all. On special occasions team ups are even possible. Usually gambling is present at such events.
Have you ever been to a Rat Battle? Their fucking Exhilarating!
Flappy Battle
1. A competition of the phone game Flappy Bird between two friends.
2. sex
Marco: Where'd Harry and Jane go?
Reginald: Oh, they're off having a Flappy Battle back at the hotel
Marco: They're fucking?
Reginald: No, they're actually playing Flappy Bird. Obsessively. Actually it's kind of worrying me.
When two or more ladies fight to the death over your dick.
You hear about the party last night? There was a Battle of the Bulge with five womanz!
When two people are sitting across from each other and each of them is using their laptops at the same time.
John and Jim were sitting at the coffee shop having a real laptop battle.
When many men and women are sitting in the same coffee shop and all their laptops are flipped open.
I went into Cup of Joe Coffee Shop and saw a whole laptop battle going on inside.