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Text messaging someone with your cell phone when it is against the rules, such as text messaging during class or text messaging while you're at work.
1. My teacher took away my phone today coz i was closet texting.
2. Ashley: "How are you texting me right now if you're at work?"
Jose: "I'm closet texting!"
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1. A person who thrives on a capitalist based income such as sales or rental revenue but prefers to vote for liberal figures or policies which may not align with their financial goals.
2. A person who does not openly admit that they would vote conservatively out of fear that they might be ostracized by their liberal peers.
1. I am an income property investor and I rely on a strong rental revenue stream to maintain my portfolio, however I feel that open borders are an important human right so I vote Liberal. You might call me a "Closet Conservative"
2. My friends are all staunch liberals, some of them are Antifa members so I can't admit to them that I voted Republican or they might disown me... or worse...
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1.When you makeout with someone in a closet.
2. When you're making out with someone in secret.
1. Dude, I caught Dave and Jen doing some closet time! Sick.
2. You wouldn't believe what I heard, Lisa has been doing some SERIOUS closet time with John!
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a woman who has really nice, large breasts but for some reason always chooses to hide them. She can often be seen wearing loose fitting over-sized clothing. Only on the rarest of occasions can you see her true form. This could be the result of embarassment from pre-mature physical developement.
I didnt realize Jennifer had closet tits until she got drunk and took her loose sweater off, revealing very large breasts.
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A situation that forces somone to come out of the closet
Getting caught in the middle of felatio with your boyfriend is a sure fire closet bomb.
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When you try to dress/act/be "normal" to conceal your weirdness in order to cope with the prejudices of society (because being weird is socially unexceptable, especially in most southern regions of the United States where individuality is not appreciated and in some cases, feared. And of course, not to forget, the American high school where these principles take on different vicious form themselves.) These factors tend to lead to the oppressed seeking an outlet for coping with these injustices of our society. However promising this way coping with the oppression of weirdos may seem in the beginning, this strategy tends to leave the closeted feeling empty, cronically depressed, and even more oppressed as anger starts to emerge.
Teen #1: Hey, you know Madison, there is reason to suspect that she is a closeted weirdo.
Teen #2: How come?
Teen #1: Behind that "normal" façade of hers, probably lies a really unique and interesting person.
Teen #2: Nah, she's just as plasticas the rest of us. She's probably just another basic bitch.
Teen #2: Fine, suit your self.
Someone who is secretly a coward, but puts up a brave front until trouble appears.
Doesn't want to admit they are scared of a lot of things. The term goes a bit deeper into their personality than being just a "pussy" or "wuss"
ex:
Jake: Wow! That guy Shane is so cool! He said he'd take on those bullies head on!
Ashley: He says that all the time. He's actually a closeted coward. Once those bullies show up he'll run screaming.