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The worst creature you will ever meet. It is a normal short-faced bear with the front half of a second emerging from the center of its back. It runs at speeds exceeding 287 miles per hour, can manipulate human thought processes, shoots lightning, defies gravity, and can alter past events. It also has the power to give itself whatever new abilities it sees fit, but these appear to be his most frequently used ones.
If you see one, be prepared to be dead within 5 seconds ago.
Holy shit, it's a bear-and-a-half!
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Adj. - To identify any living thing as a good source of protein before cutting its head off and eating it.
Guy 1: I threw a large piece of wood at a rabbits head and killed it.
Guy 2: Damn son. Bear Grylls that shit!
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1. A good friend or lover who is very snuggable; usually used to address that person.
2. An actual teddy bear designed for snuggling, as opposed to displaying in a collection.
1. Come here, snuggle bear, and give me a big hug!
2. Beanie Babies make terrible snuggle bears; I need something I can hold in my arms without dropping.
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Sweaty Bear is a nickname given to a boy that is over weight and sweats a lot.
See that fat guy, he looks like a Sweaty Bear.
The bear principle is the theoretical idea that you don't need to be able to outrun an angry bear to escape; you only have to outrun the guy next to you.
Can be used as a metaphor for almost anything where the "bear" is some type of authority and you are the one trying to not get eaten. Evading police, cheating, internet piracy, drug dealing, etc.
When it comes to internet piracy, the bear principle states that while it is difficult or impossible to be completely anonymous when torrenting, IP blockers like PeerBlock will focus the attention of the "bear" on those that take no precautions at all. Anti-piracy types are not likely to go through the extra effort needed to track you when there are plenty of people who can be tracked effortlessly.
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A phrase used in situations in which someone does something bizarre.
This phrase was from my sixth grade class. I was obsessed with bears at the time, so whenever someone would do something weird or crazy, I would say, "What the bear!"
Completely random, right?
"That guy is running backwards up a tree!"
"Hey, what the bear!"
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(noun) english slang for a lengthy walk, a large distance covered by foot
(note: bear is basically an adjective that can be used instead of 'very', examples are 'that bus is Bear Big'
'Mother teresa, that walk was a fucking Bear trek!'