Random
Source Code

duff beer

phoney beer brand ala the simpsons

by mertyl June 6, 2003

363๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


beer shits

noun; including but not limited to the diarrhea-esque, liquid squirt of fecal matter out of oneself after a night of too many beers.

Bro: Dude, how was last night, man?!
Bra: Never mind last night bro, I had the worst beer shits this morning!

by Adam Fly February 24, 2008

174๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


beer hockey

A drinking game in which participants have a can (or bottle) of beer in front of them and each take turns spinning a quarter. Whoever spins the quarter calls out the name of one of the players, everyone except for the person who's name has been called covers their beer with no more than 2 fingers. The chosen person then attempts to flick the quarter and hit an opponents beer. If the beer is hit, everyone takes their beer off the table (suds off the table) and the person who hit the beer spins the quarter, during the duration of spin the person whos beer was hit must chug their beer (during this any player can attempt to keep the quarter spinning). If the drinker finishes his/her beer whilst the quarter is spinning they can inact "instant revenge" by slaming their empty beer can on the quarter. Whoever last touched the quarter must drink in the same quarter spinning fashion.

If one hits more than one beer in one flick, they are then "on fire". When one is on fire they can hit the quarter whenever they please even if their name isnt called. This continues until the on fire person misses a shot.

Some rules-
1. You have only 3 tries to get the quarter spinning on your turn, if you fail to do this your beer goes in the penalty box (center of the table) for one turn, during that turn you cannot block your beer.

2. In order to successfully inact Instant Revenge your beer MUST be empty (anoyone can challenge the emptyness by test shaking the can) and MUST land on top of the qurter trapping it underneath the recently killed beer.

3. You may not block your beer before a name is called, or you brew will be put in the penalty box.

4. No touching or moving your beer during active play. Penalty- One drink or penalty box

5. If you do not take your suds off the table when a beer is hit you must take a drink.

6. If you spill your beer for whatever reason you must "Zamboni" the spilled drink, which is placing your mouth to the table and sucking it all up.

7. Get wasted

Hey ladies, wanna play some beer hockey?

by D Hunt October 10, 2007

92๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


beer whip

One 12 ounce beer (of your choice) poured into a frosted glass. Then add one or two scoops of french vanilla ice creams. Enjoy!!

I would love to have a beer whip tonight, but ice creams gives me the gas.

by turbo up March 13, 2009

31๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beer Shits

When you can shit through a tennis racket and not hit the strings.

Don't go in the bathroom, I just let down some serious beer shits.

by David From Austin September 11, 2007

872๐Ÿ‘ 214๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beer Jesus

Partner drinking game strategy of consuming your partner's beer to ensure they stay less drunk and more effective. Instead of taking their sins, you take their alcohol for the greater good.

Don't worry Mark, I'll be your Beer Jesus. America!

by Kjellmaster 9000 March 26, 2011

20๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


beer buzz

The drunk effect from beer

Phil sits in his room naked trying to get a buzz on from beer.. He says yeah boy, got my beer buzz on

by Clothed Man June 21, 2014

21๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž