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When you gotta poop so bad but are nowhere near a toilet and your body starts that up and down motion and weird bent over walk while looking for a bathroom to explode on!
I was at the mall after eating T-Bell and that shit gives me the bends. Took me 15 minutes to find a bathroom. I know I left marks in my boxers.
When you are swimming along and come to the surface to shallow waters and get sick sick
Man, that meeting was horrible on Friday. Gave me the bends after. I was crying in bed half the evening.
When youre humping a girl fast and it slips out and you hit her gooch.
Dude i was pumping so fast i slipped out and got a gummy bend.
When your boner is in someone's back but not tucked up so it is therefore bending your sword.
we were laying in bed and I was so horny I was bending sword for her
When the Penis is so erect it bends under its own massive force.
"That chick gave me a total "power bend."
I can bend daddy means you can bend daddy
A:Can you bend daddy?
B:Of course I can bend daddy!
A:then show me you can bend daddy
B:*bends daddy*