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When an old person gets really mad and starts making up insults from Old Testament scrolls.
You kids, stay off the grass! Bleeding clamb’s get a job!
Bad hit detection in video games, especially when it favors the person who is clearly being hit.
407: *Shoots Moo Snuckel like a thousand times and he doesn't die*
"HE'S BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!!!!"
A Hawaiian Pizza but with regular ham (instead of Canadian Bacon) and you add cut strawberries to it after it's cooked. Crazy delicious if made correctly. If you add the strawberries before you bake the pie it'll have too much moisture and come out a little gross.
Bryson: "Hey, Bro, we should make a hawaiian pizza!"
Andrew: "Alright, but only if we put some strawberries on it too!"
Bryson: "I wouldn't have it any other way! A Bleeding Surfer!"
An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.
"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
When one or many girls in your life are on there period during the Christmas season! Usually making Christmas an emotional nightmare.
I bought Sue that new coat she wanted for Christmas, but she was on her seasons bleedings and all she could do was yell at me because I didn't shovel the driveway right.
The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.
Example 1:
I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.
Example2:
Q: where's Squirty?
P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.
Q: bleeding the system?
P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.
Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!