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When one or many girls in your life are on there period during the Christmas season! Usually making Christmas an emotional nightmare.
I bought Sue that new coat she wanted for Christmas, but she was on her seasons bleedings and all she could do was yell at me because I didn't shovel the driveway right.
To have anal sex and tear through a matted patch of anal hair, then plowing said ass until bleeding occurs.
Man I was totally bleeding the weasel with Lisa last night.
The act of an insane nose bleed. Usually found in animes, and people who are about to die.
When I saw that girl I had a Napalm Bleed
The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.
Example 1:
I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.
Example2:
Q: where's Squirty?
P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.
Q: bleeding the system?
P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.
Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!
Not reference to a horse that kicks an English gentleman
the english gentleman doesnt get bleeding bloody when he gets kicked
An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.
"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"