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Dumb Blonde

a young woman that has blonde hair and has a very stupid personality

WOW, hannah is such of a dumb blonde

by Rachaelisthecoolest February 21, 2009

87๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


blonde ambition

"Blonde ambition" is when brunettes think that blonde hair will make them more attractive, therefore they spend money on highlights and other salon products to become blonde.They are not satisfied with the hair color they were born with and have low self esteem about their generic hair color.

Brunette-"Hey I would like blonde highlights"(God I can't wait to be blonde, maybe now (Name of random guy) will look at me!ie. blonde ambition.
Salon Owner-"That will be $40.

by KaTy360 February 25, 2006

120๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž


Strawberry blonde

Is NOT the same as ginger hair, but is unfortunately sometimes considered the same. A real Strawberry blonde has got light red hair, with light blonde highlights. It's a very uncommon hair color. It is required to have genes for both blonde and red hair from both your mother's side and your father's side, and since blonde is more dominant than red hair, so it does not occur very often. Strawberry blonde is one of the absolutely most uncommon hair colors.

"Fake" Strawberry blondes are just people who are gingers, but has got a lighter shade of red, or people with darker hair who failed when bleaching it. (Gives a bright yellow/orange color)

Strawberry blondes might or mightn't have freckles, and most commonly green eyes. Sometimes they're blue though.

So, real gingers, don't try to trick people into thinking you're strawberry blondes when you're not! If you don't have natural blonde highlights in it, you're a ginger and therefor have no soul!

"Dude, I saw this girl with long strawberry blonde hair the other day!"

"Really?"
"Yeah, it was really beautiful and golden-colored!"
"Did she have highlights in it?"

"No.."
"Then she failed when bleaching her hair. She's most likely a soulless ginger."
"Dude, really? Damn it."

by IKnowEverythingThatYouDont February 12, 2012

104๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blonde Pie

The best pie you'll ever eat.

by urban pervert March 18, 2003

64๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blonde Pubes

A term used to put down someone because they're young / look young. As pubes are blonde before gaining the natural body hair colour. Occurs usually to teens going through adolescence.

'Hey can I come to the pub with you?'

a - 'NO F*CK OFF BLONDE PUBES'

by LewSuth April 8, 2008

27๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


blonde bombshell

A blonde female who is the definition of voluptuous - Grade A tits combined with a grade A ass. This woman would not be described as sophisticated by any of her peers. Men who do not know her imagine doing dirty things to her. One would not be surprised if a home made sex tape were released of said female.

1.
Andrew: "Dude, that blonde bombshell's home made porno got leaked onto the internet last night."

Carlos: "Oh, it's about time!"

2.
Andrew: "Dude, Kyle got with that blonde bombshell last night and said she was an absolute freak in the bedroom."

3.
Andrew: "Have you seen Kate Upton's cat daddy dance video?"

Carlos: "Yes, I almost jizzed myself. She is the ultimate blonde bombshell."

by Sync May 17, 2012

35๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


blonde moment

The young person's equivalent to a senior moment, it is when an other wise intelligent person temporarily loses their train of though and gets disoriented ... the way a blonde goes through most of life.

Person 1 (age 25): I can't find my eye glasses.
Person 2: They are on your head!
Person 1: Must have been having a blonde moment.

by Mo Fo October 3, 2003

75๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž