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An individual who is incapable of braking properly to take a turn while driving. They often lock up the brakes and crash into other people as a result. A corner bomber often drives out of control because their hairy eyebrows and mask/beard obscure the road. It is best to steer clear of them completely because they are prone to irrationally arguing about the cause of their rampages. A flying lap on a racetrack by a corner bomber will usually involve several off course excursions and crashing into other drivers to take them out of the race. Injuries from corner bombers are common and can include bruising, lacerations, burns, crabs, blown O-rings, and loss of appetite. A corner bomber is a terrorist in any moving vehicle and can be considered as deadly as an Al Queda Guantanamo detainee.
That damn corner bomber hit me from behind so hard I couldn't walk straight. He told me band-AIDS would stop the infection, but now I have to figure out how Magic Johnson is still alive.
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A racial slur for an Asian person, in particular the Japanese. Originates from kamikaze pilots in World War Two that dive bombed battleships.
"Aw, damn! That ph bomber just hit me with a Starman in Mario Kart!"
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A photo bomber that out of sheer stupidity, identifies themselves while photo bombing, i.e. through a direct faceshot in the picture, introducing themselves, or any other way that would identify someone, or worst of all, photo bombing without making a facial expression while giving a facial shot and identifying themselves. Suicide Photo Bombers generally have the balls to photo bomb but always forget the important part: Screw it up without screwing yourself over.
Me: Hey, Jason, see the hotties taking a picture? I'm gonna photo bomb them.
Jason: Ok, let's do this.
*i walk behind them and make a messed up face. Jason walks in front of the camera and gives a direct faceshot without a messed up face*
*At same time as he walks in front of camera* Jason: Hi, my name is Jason Jones.
Me: Fail. Way to be a Suicide Photo Bomber and reveal who the hell you are, dipshit.
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Tokyo Dive Bomber is the moment where you dip your balls into a sleeping persons open mouth and their reflex action is to move, or close their mouth causing you to squint in pain as you extricate yourself from the situation.
Ian pulled a Tokyo Dive Bomber on that girl at the party the other night, he's lucky to get have gotten out of their in one piece!
A person who unexpectedly becomes a douche.
A person who suprises you so much by their douchyness that it seems like a sneak attack.
My ex is a total douche stealth bomber - what an asshat for him to be cheating on me for 2 years!
one who enters a group of strangers and breaks wind and remains in place to watch the terror spread while friends watch the horror from a distance in enjoyment
matt waited long enough to play darts so he decided to pull a suicide shit bomber by the dart board to make it our turn.
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The massive dump you take after a night of pounding busch ice.
Bro 1: "Dude the bathroom reeks."
Bro 2: "I just had a major case of busch ice bombers. My bad."