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Children need to brush them teeth 3 times if they eat candy or junk food
Mom: Did you eat any candy today?
Child: Yes .....
Mom: Well go brush dem teeth 3 times
Phrase of exclamation when one owns another in some form of competition or as a taunt/insult. Other acceptable phrases are "Brush 'em Nooka", and "Aww #### honky, you got yo' teef brushed!" and is sometimes followed with a T-bag for which the owned nooka may brush their teef with.
You think you can handle this? You abouts to get a teef brushin nooka.
You contracted herpes?? Aww #### honky, you definitely got yo teef brushed.
Aww #### I just ###### in your mouth. BRUSH YO TEEF NOOKA! (bonus points b/c the nooka will need a literal teef brushin too)
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When a rumor, gossip, or the like, is spreading quickly
The rumor that Bob is the father of Tina's baby is spreading like a wind-blown brush fire
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the greatest song by underoath
a boy brushed red living in black and white is the best underoath song
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doing the brushing teeth and curling hair motions with your index finger signifies the person you’re pointing to while you “brush your teeth” is coo-coo.
“i brush my teeth” = “that person”
“and curl my hair” = “is cray cray”
“omg that girl is crazy”
“dont say that out loud!!”
“ok, i brush my teeth and curl my hair”
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This task involves not only dexterity and concentration, but fortitude and omnipotence. Although it may only be performed at the bed of the Tigress and Euphrates rivers, the successful performance of such a task grants one eternal companionship with lord Hades.
The Task:
1. Dab thy finger with Dijon mustard. (Must be Dijon)
2. Prepare thy lady for a sweep of the vaginal innards.
3. The Round About, sweep thy arm in a clockwise fashion with the dexterity of 1000 Gazelles in the direction of thy female clit button.
4. Contact! Graze the flesh of the young mistress at a 56 degree angle to create enough friction, to burn the young lamb shank.
5. Continue thy motion in a seamless flow. The ladies Clit Command Center has now suffered an extreme loss of epidermal surface and central control.
6. Finish by bellowing " your flesh will beckon within the chambers of hell my lady,"
7. Wash your hands.
ex. Upon gathering fruit at the bed of the Tigress river, a feline dwarf approached pleading for a gift. Of course I responded by performing the Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb
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Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.
Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5