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When a male in a bar tries to pick up a girl, and is cock-blocked by his own need to be tougher than every other guy there.
"Dude did you hear about Brad at the bar last night? Some guy told him he couldn't down more shots than him, and he ended up buff-blocking himself from some chick that thought he was chill."
Rubbing ones testicles after being stretched into the shape of a turkeys neck
Man, i had good turkey buff today.
I watched some chick on porn getting gang banged and stretched my balls out like a football so they were turkey-buffed
when you mess something up and dont care.
guy 1-Dude u just backed into that guys car.
guy 2- Whatever dude that shittle buff.
girlfriend- I told you not to put it in that hole it hurts!
boyfriend- Ahh whatever that shittle buff.
buffing the snail, v., is the act of rigorously stimulating the clitoris. it is derived from the hand/wrist motion of theoretically "buffing" the shell of a snail, when in reality, you are rubbing a clit.
"I'm home alone. I'm really gonna buff the snail tonight."
A Caucasian male, usually (but not always) from the US state of Louisiana, who possesses higher than average levels of testosterone. Buff boudishans, or "ruff roudishan" or simply "boudishan" for short, are known to inject anabolic steroids on a regular basis, drink heavy amounts of alcohol, pick unnecessary fights at bars, "hook up" with other people's girlfriends, have tattoos, and/or make grunting noises with other buff boudishans out in public.
There's no way I'm going to Westlake. Way too many buff boudishans out there, it's scary!
A mythical body part which incorporates a penis, and a nail not unlike a fingernail, that grows forth from and over the top of the head of the penis.
Young Dale was sent to the principal's office, and subsequently suspended, for unapologetically drawing a buff claw in art class.