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Someone who simply steals your poop. You could be taking a nice dump, not knowing what’s hiding in your shower, or under your sink… as soon as you stand up from the toilet and turn away for a second… your turd will be gone because the turd burglar took it. You will not catch them… nor see them.. unless they’re over 34 years of age. They are either assigned to a person at the age of 6, or placed into a house when built, and will steal everyone’s turds that ever lives there.
Frank - “Yo… I just took a shit, and when I turned around to flush… it wasn’t there”
Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar
The male version of a cat burglar.
The dog burglar snuck into the house through the pet door and stole all the workout equipment.
Someone who is of no use whatsoever, resulting in the incidental theft of oxygen that might be useful to others.
"You're such a breath burglar!" exclaimed Andy, after discovering Matt had left the beer behind.
useless dead weight
Person who cant help but steal pens from the store.
Venable is the biggest pen burglar i know.
A female who is morally bankrupt
Shelly is a total rat burglar
One who who steals the mentally disabled kidnapping them for personal and recreational use
Damn it the tard burglar struck again.