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when you eat french fries too quickly and it feels like a big wad of potato grandeur got stuck in your heart.
My blood sugar has dropped i am feeling woozy with hunger...."uh hello i guess i just have a #7....sure super size it" Fries arrive wiping grease and salt on your jeans to avoid the time consuming task of finding the napkins....WHEN...you get hit right in the chest with potato burn. You were eating so quickly it seems as if your french fries are stuck directly in your heart.
When the preliminary squirt from a ketchup or mustard bottle is directed away from the intended destination to remove the liquid portion that usually precedes the real contents.
I always burn a squirt of ketchup at the diner because i hate wet fries.
a man with a voice as seductive as Samuel L. Jackson, a personality as cunning as a cheetah, and also has the ability to command large numbers of people to partake in activities that are not always entirely legal.
now with even more steven burns
An execution method that involved tying the accused to a wooden stake, surrounding them with flammables, and burning them to death.
The accused witch was killed by
burning at the stake.
An embarrassing situation. References blushing from humiliation.
He didn't want to confront her in person and take that face burning. So he just left a message on her voice mail.
When you have to drop several lbs in a short period of time. Generaly includes drasticly cutting calories and plenty of excersize. This is often needed before a big wresling match or military phisical screening.
Dude, I need an emergency burn before I go to MEPS.
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The temporary red rash a girl gets around her mouth after making out with a guy who has a mustache or beard.
Damn Sydney , Cam gave you a major whisker burn. How are you going to cover that before you go home?