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Diplomats-Dipset Anthem
"..I'm on the westside of Chicago, lookin' for a bust down,And make me put my two arms up, Touchdown!.."
Twista-So Sexy
"...My Cali girl make it bounce like a six-fo'
My Chi girl bust down, make it straight buck.."
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Someone who sucks cock in the back of the bus for a cigarette in ninth grade.
God, Samantha Flemming is such a bus whore! (see also: TurboHo)
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to put the heat on somebody or to put them in a tough position.
Why did you have to tell the boss what I was saying about his wife, you really threw me under the bus.
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Technical term for loud the loud air compression sounds buses make when kneeling or opening/closing doors.
I have to put my phone down when I get onboard the bus because the bus fart is too loud to hear anything.
While boarding bus: "Sorry, hang on a second, I'm not going to be able to hear you over the sound of the bus fart."
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The wind a bus makes 10 foot after the bus passes a predestrian!
Jack and Jill are walking home, a city bus passes them and then the bus's slipstream wind hits them and Jill turns to Jack ans says "did you feel the bus-fart" to which Jack says "yes I did"
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A promiscuous individual who, upon the look out for dirt cheap sex, takes his date home on the bus: a defining term for the sleaziest, most common and thrifty avenues for obtaining sex.
"Harry is such a Bus Slag, I saw him taking a brassy blonde home via the 505 to South Oxhey in the early hours."
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The drinking game that gets you smashed. How it works:
Lay out a row of 4 random cards face down. Then a row of 3, 2 and 1 in order to make a pyramid. Each person playing then gets 2 random cards; these do not need to be kept a secret.
The row of 4 is then flipped over and whoever has a card in that row takes a shot.
The row of 3 is then turned over and if you have a card in this row you take 2 shots. The same is then done for the row of 2 cards, only now you take 3 shots.
The last card is fuck the bus. Whoever get this card is asked 4 questions:
1st: red or black?(referring to the cards colour)
2nd:higher or lower? (Than the previous cards value)(A is considered to be 1 so it is lower than 2 and king not higher)
3rd: in between or not? (Is the next drawn card's value inbetween previous2 cards' vale or not)
4th: which suite? (Hearts, diamonds, clubs or spades)
Every time you get a question wrong you take a shot and start again from question 1.
If there are double cards, you take 2 shots for each one shot you were meant to take and triple cards is 3 shots.
Max: "Dude how did Steve drunk so quickly? It's been 10 minutes"
Sarah: "He got fuck the bus"
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There is no winners or losers in fuck the bus. Only drunks.
Unless you count getting smashed as a win.
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