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Seeing something or someone that makes you want to poke your eyes out.
The hairy arse of the streaker was an eye cactus, and forever embedded in her memory.
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1) Name given to one in a more friendly way instead of calling him a retard. However, it can also be used as a very harsh insult when in class when the teacher be right next to you. A cactus tetard is the type of smartass who gets the most obvious things wrong. If you ever see a cactus tetard, you will find that he looks normal at first but then 5 seconds later he will put on a bigboi rape face. If you are in a group and happen to find a cactus tetard in a group, try to take him out before he can pull the rape face. So then you will not be seduced and get horny.
1) Boi 1 "Fuck it's a cactus tetard! You get the legs I'll get the head and body."
2) Cactus tetard " What's 4+4-8?"
Boi 2 " 0 You Cactus Tetard"
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a form of threat or extreme hatrid towards someone
Wishing someone to die
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A cactus that is extremely inappropriate.
Girl : " Hey can I see your family cactus? "
Guy : " Sure. "
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A really good, genuine, and real person
Hey man did you meet that guy last night? He was such a cactus ass
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Another term used to describe when someone gives you the finger. Can be used to replace the word "fuck."
"Hey don't give me the cactus, I'll give it right back. In fact, I'll give you two."
"Cactus me! This is ridiculous!"
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