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When a man uses a small funnel to pour hot sauce down his dick then participates in a rape.
Dude, this man on the news got arrested for pulling a California Raper on a girl in Nevada.
The California bridge is when two people are having intercourse over two tables and there is a crevice in between. The guy throws the girl down yells “California bridge!” and continues railing her.
“Hey ——- how are we gonna have sex like this?”
“Oh it’s quite simple we just need the “California bridge!””
Marriage that is not legitimate (similar to California Sober)
Katie engaged in California marriage while marrying different people frequently.
First brought into the public eye in the Johny Cash and June Carter song "Jackson", although that song is not about this Jackson. Located on highway 88. Used to be a gold town. Now the best thing this place has going for it is the casino. I guess people have always come here looking to get rich. Also known for the lion water spicket in the park. Has exactally 6 stop lights. A little red musem, a VERY creepy cemetary, and a random train in front of said musem. Not much goes on here other than under age drinking and making babies. Which may or may not be a direct result of each other. Oh yeah and the little shops on main street, they seems to be pretty popular.
I'm gonna hit the penny slots in Jackson, California.
A place in which all things cause are known to cause cancer.
Bottled water label - "WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm."
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The east coast girls are hip- I really dig those styles they wear. The southern girls with the way they talk- they knock me out when I'm down their. The midwest farmer's daughter's really make you feel alright. And the northern girls, with the way they kiss- they make they're boyfriend's feel alright.
I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I couldn’t wait to get back in the states
Back to the cutest girls in the world
I wish they all could be California girls...
A great song by the Beach Boys.
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A perfect 10 using California standards. With so many good looking women in California to be a California dime you need to meet a higher standard.
She's not just a 10 she's a California dime.
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