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Cap cramps are cramps that you get in your stomach and sometimes intestines from eating really spicy foods high on the scoville scale or hot peppers that you are not used to. Cap cramps are spice cramps. This is followed by scoville craps (spicy butt).
I ate 25 cayenne peppers and got cap cramps.
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When the cap is so extreme your skin color starts to change. It ain’t normal, nah, that’s niggER cap
Those ain’t my drugs, NIGGERCAP
I’m smelling some Nigga-Cap, and it’s coming from yo bitch ass direction
Nah I ain’t gay that’s some Nigga-Cap
No! My perfect white skin! I’ll stop the nigger cap please!
The act of not sleeping for a prolonged amount of time whilst being honest and forthright. Usually present in situations where one acquires the ability to avoid the act of resting for as long as possible throughout the course of one day; this implies not taking "forty winks" regardless of your level of not "capping" a.k.a. "lying" to others.
You: "Hey Victor, I did not sleep today."
Victor: "Whacha-mah-call-it !!¡!¡¡?"
You: "No-Sleep, No-Cap!!¡¡!"
Like no joke or like not for real or something 😂
Girl #1: Wanna play truth or dare?
Girl #2: Nah
Girl #1: Fine imma tell everyone you like Mike
Girl #2: Stop like no cap 🙄
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1. Chuck Norris’ groin tattoo.
2. Michael Jackson’s son Blanket’s blanket.
3. WWF Iron Sheik Mid Camel Clutch.
4. Dr. Seuss.
5. The Grinch after all the Whos down in Whoville sang Dahoo Dores (for the 3rd time).
6. Captain Jack Sparrow after some really bad eggs!
7. Men in Black.
8. Buzz Lightyear and Woody from Toy Story 1 rivalry.
9. Monday-Sunday night keg stands in modified Bob the Builder hats.
10. Eddie Murphy’s Couch.
11. Lance Bass on the Moon.
12. PSY auditioning for the Karate Kid.
13. Jay Z Black Label.
14. The “ FUCK IT “ Bucket.
15. Beanies in the Desert.
16. Not wearing a fitted.
17. Wearing a snapback that says “ PHItted “
18. Knowing when cops are on duty.
19. Mobile Art.
20. Myley Cyrus twerking with a Coca Cola polar bear skin.
21. Justin Bieber rocking Supra shirtless and wet.
22. Che Guavara Hat. (just the hat).
23. Charlie Sheen’s sheets ( HI-YO!).
24. Sweaty Rambo headband.
25. A Laurel Crown.
26. Snoop XYZ locks for Halloween.
27. Fighting Cancer.
28. Bill Clinton hairpiece
29. Barbie whipping her back and forth pre-Ken
30. Ken leaving Barbie for Black Barbie (weave)
31. Darth Vador pre-reveal
32. Finding Nemo : Gill : Tiki Mask : SHARK BAIT HOO HA HA !
33. Batman
34. Superman Curl
35. E.T. dressed as a babushka
36. 1 strand of Homer Simpson hair
37. Rafiki with the mango. SPLAT!
38. Baby simba sporting hyena skull headwear
39. Pinocchio’s nose as a clothes rack
40 Sherlock Holmes + Deerstalker cap + blowing bubbles
41. Clockwork orange caps
42. GAMBAY
I.E. Proving haters wrong.
Hater 1 : " Dat Shits Hot!
Hater 2 : " Fuckin tough
You : Got dis joint from CAP SWAG. Suck it
I.E. moment when you realize the DISNEY WORLD OF HATS was real.
Abu the monkey : " ‘Aladdin, where did you get that taqiyah ( CAP )’ ???
Aladdin : This silly old thing ? not sure...I have always had my CAP SWAG
I.E. Your first HAPPY MEAL with a FITTED toy SURPRISE!
Happy little baby : giggle clap hands throw cheerios
Ronald McDonald : here's a side of CAP SWAG with your BigMac
I.E. : TUPAC and BIGGIE’S joint
BIGGIE : it was all a dream
TUPAC: just been hiding out at CAP SWAG
I.E. "Pissing off my principal, parents, parole officer, da po-po, and getting *U*** with my CAP SWAG."
“YEEZUS” baptism.
KANYE WEST : “ Amen. You have officially been CAP SWAGGED.”
JAY-Z : “ (Possessed Shaking) Preach. CAP SWAG is rushing over me.”
GOOGLE IT!
Facebook : Cap Swag. 227k likes.
Instagram : Cap Swag.
signup.capswag.com.
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A cap artist is a person who is consistently misleading and lying to others. They seem to ‘cap’ continuously and are not truthful with others. Cap artistry is practiced by mega cucks who lack self confidence and thrive off of the pain and disappointment of others
Dushane: I was snapping that b last night she was being mad flirty still, i think imma tap that.
Oran: Nah she jus playing she’s a cap artist. Don’t trust that hoe!
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Time declared by individual of latest time in the morning they will stay up studying.
With the test in two days, I declared the morning cap around 4 am. I ended up calling it around 2.
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