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A great form of bubble gum that is hard to find these days because some lobbyist somewhere thought that it actually encouraged children to chew tobacco.
The makers are geniuses-- they actually found a way to make something more addictive than nicotine. Thank god you don't get cancer just cavities.
I chewed for four years and quit, but I can't kick the damn big league chew.
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a screwed-up painfull or ugly expression
he's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp..
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The act of dropping a deuce and placing it in the freezer for later use. After or during coitus, yourself and your soul mate share the frozen log as you would with the famous candy.
"We went out for sushi Saturday night. Afterwards, back at home, we lit some candles, turned on some old timey jazz, and enjoyed a Kensington Charleston Chew."
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What you call any restaurant or fast food chain that you're not particularly fond of. Translates to "Eat 'n' Vomit" in Aussie slang, and a play on the "X 'n' Y" convention of naming eateries where X relates to eating, and Y is usually 'Go'.
Grab us a burger from the local Chew 'n' Spew willya?
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When you buy a tin of dip and there is a bit of chew missing, it is Earl the chew gnome who took it. Earl the Chew Gnome works at the chew factory and likes to toss a chew from the tins. For some reason Earl likes citrus the most, he takes the fattest bombs from that flavour. Pussy Pouches users have nothing to worry about seeing as Earl does not toss pouches.
Beauty opens up a tinner and notices earl the chew gnome has struck!
Beauty #1 - "ahh man earl got me good, he seems to be tossing bigger ones out of these new mint tins"
Beauty #2 - "yea bro, earls pocket has been growing, hes getting greasy"
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The act of sticking an entire package of big league chew into your mouth at one time for maximum pleasure. Usually leads to a sugar high of some sort causing relaxation and amplifies the hilarity of every joke.
Guy 1: "Normally i'd be so pissed right now but I don't even care."
Guy 2: "That's the fat league chew for ya"
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