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A chick that is so tall you need a chainsaw to cut her down to your height.
Man, you see that Chainsaw Chick, shes pretty hot but shes too tall for me and I didnt bring my chainsaw.
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Being ticked off with women after being dumped.
I'm so sick of chicks. I'm just chicked off with them!
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a hot babe with sexy hair and cute outfits that will turn your world inside out. you will love her, then both of you will break up either because she is too mental, or because YOU were so hypnotized by her looks that when ever she would talk, you just kept starting at her boobs.
finally you will miss her and think about all the cool stuff about her after a couple of months pass, and wounder why you broke up with her/she broke up with you.
only to realize after 15 minutes of hanging out with her again why you actually broke up.
However deep inside you know you will never have a girl as hot as her in your life so you confess that you will try to make things work again.
only to find out that she is currently going out with your best friend because you were so cocky that at that one show that you felt the need to introduce her/show-off to all your friends. which leads you to hear her confess that she had been fucking your best friend towards the end of the relationship.
a couple of months will pass and your still single so you decide to meet up with her again and she doesn't even return your text messages or answer your phone calls. which as you may have guessed turns you into a scene dude because your thinking that maybe she will think about hanging out with you since your now just like her.
only to find out she changed her number because of you. and her new boyfriend who isnt your former best friend anymore paided for. thus making you depressed and angry you go to a hardcore show to jump into a mosh pit. when you bump into another scene chick who has that familiar smile that reminds you of you know who.
the both of you will meet up and you will love her, then both of you will break up either because she is too mental, or because YOU were so hypnotized by her looks that when ever she would talk, you just kept starting at her boobs...
"dude that scene chick is soooo hot i wanna fuck her"
"take it from me, you dont wanna go there."
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The act of trying to mate with the most attractive women at the bar often done through the use of excessive alcohol consumption. Usually accompanied by peacocking, mating calls, and showing strengths of manhood.
"What did you do last night?"
"I was at the bar birddoggin chicks all night."
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chick chasin (v.) The action of chick chasing. The act of chasin chicks. Performed by adjangba, the creature of the bushland, to try and attract a beautiful mate(s). When chick chasin is in process you might want to leave especially if you're a female. Chick cruisin can also be accomplished because adjangba has his permit now.
Oh no, there goes dan, looks like he's gonna be chick chasin.
Adjangba's chick chasin better run ladies.
She's been chick chased.
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A chick magnet is a young male possessing of an exquisitely appealing physique far superior to that of any other man. The chick magnet is legendary for his notoriety for sexually arousing any woman with his mere presence and afterwards women tend to return to the privacy of their chambers to secretly abuse themselves to relieve themselves from the sexual tension incurred by meeting with the chick magnet. A chick magnet has been known to awaken sexuality in women and ladies have been known to go crazy from the arousal. A chick magnet is slick, witty, smart, funny and irresistable to women. He is the last hope of women who have developed a taste for vagina. He has been known to convert rugmunchers back to being good women. The chick magnet is the epitome of manhood.
Armed with his dreamy hazelnut brown eyes and his tantalizing forget-me-not smile Tropical James truly is the perfection of manhood. It is no wonder that girls shamelessly wet themselves upon sight of this notorious chick magnet. Tropical James is a hunky stallion.
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Metal that tries to seem tough or brutal but cant raise above topics: like breaking up with their girlfriend/boyfriend, their mean parents, or crying about a dead girlfriend/boyfriend, vampires, or depression. These bands generally only bring down the genres they are in.
Ways to spot a chick metal band
They often wear tight pants
Have long or stupid looking hair (I have no problem with bands with long hair that are actually good)
The band looks gay
All their fans are ages 12-15
97% of their fans are chicks (the other 3% is gay)
Very shitty vocals.
#1 I Killed the Prom Queen, The Devil Wears Prada, Bring Me the Horizon, Trivium, etc...
#2 Anything you ever see worn by a Twilight fan is chick metal
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