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A blowjob performed in very cold conditions
“Hey man when I was in Alaska I got a blowie from an Eskimo behind the bar”
“Oh you mean a chilly glizzy blizzy?”
“Yeah that’s the one bro”
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the day where all chilli dorito lovers unite and have a big feast with no celery in any pasta pots
i can’t wait for chilli doritos day!
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After having giving anal sex to a partner and it comes out dirty, make them give you blow job to clean it off.
That Thot was so nasty after doing her in the ass, I have her the dirty chilli dog
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When you go to maccers and get a 6 pack of nuggets then go to your girlfriends house and dunk them in her ass til they have a light faeces coating. It goes well with a choc thickshake.
Person 1: Im hungry.
Person 2: Lets get some Chilli Dog McNuggets
Person 1: Is your girlfriend home today?
Person 2: Yeah its Wednesday.
Person 1: Score!
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what happens when you have anal sex then the person that is gettin it poops on the penis
"Ahhh"
"Ahhh"
"oh shit"
"i gotta go poop"
aww youchilli on your hot dog
haha
Basically you cover your face in chilli while punching a box of noodles.
An amazing creation by YouTube Blogger Jenna Marbles.
"Things to do instead of cleaning my room: snort chocolate, chilli face noodle punch, throw up from snorting chocolate" etc.
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This is a havoc wrecking syndrome of the non-proper wearing of mid calf socks. CAS (chilly ankle syndrome) is almost always contracted by wearing ankle sock when laxing or playing in another athletic event. To cure your CAS your going to need 50 cc's of black/white nike mid calfs, and a whole bunch of flow.
Guy 1: "look at peter, by god that seems to be the worst case of chilly ankle syndrome (CAS) i have ever seen!"
Guy 2: "someone must help this bro before its to late and get him some mid calfs, stat!"
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