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the fictional cause or effect of anything in the universe
Nun chucks and the whip was invented just by watching Chuck norris floss his
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you don't find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you!
I tried to find chuck norris on here and then it said "chuck norris found you"
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Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer....to bad he doesnt cry
If Chuck Norris cried cancer would be as dead as the dinosaurs,which by the way went extinct because of Chuck Norris
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V. To epically woop your ass if you insult them.
She will go all chuck norris on yo' ass if you call her fat.
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The Manliest man ever.
Every time you sneeze, Chuck Norris kicks his wife in the face....8 times to be exact.
God can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land
Leading hand sanitizers can kill up to 99.9% of germs, Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever he wants.
If you are playing hide and seek with Chuck Norris, he will always be the one who says "not it"
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer...too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a full clip, and won.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have to live.
Chuck Norris can catch lightning, with his bare hands.
The Boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Giraffes were invented after he uppercutted a horse in the face.
Whenο»Ώ Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the earth down.
Dude, Travis just got Chuck Norrised... IN THE FACE
James,do you know where waldo is? I don't know, but i bet Chuck Norris does.
Oh my god, did you see that hit? That's a Chuck Norris
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Fag: WOW! i love wanking over world of warcraft!......wait..whats that smell... the smell of a musty, muscular,super-amazing,ginger,martial-artist? (turns around)..... OMG its Chuck Norris! dont hurt me im a N00b!
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The most powerful man on earth.The only person that can rival him is god himself and Chuck still pwns him on a regular basis.
Jesus: I heard you got pwnt by Chuck Norris in Ping-Pong the other day God
God: I fucking hate him, he makes me seem like a noob everytime I see him
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