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One who licks the cliterous as fast and as effectively as possible with the least amount of energy used.
"Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh jonny you are the best at licking my clit and you have set it on FIRE but you still haven't noticed that i'm a man YET!"
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A title given to only the highest vaginal oral stimulaters in the world. Original proclaimed by Jason Mews(Jay & Silent Bob...Snoogans), this title is only for those who are experts in giving a woman ultimate oral pleasure and satisfaction....Snoochie Boochies?
The Clit Commaders Creed: "I am the Master of the Clit. You see this fuckin' face? When you see this fuckin' face you know that I rule that shit. I make that shit work. No one rules the clit like me...Not this little fuck, None of you little fucks...I am the CLIT COMMANDER!"
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Clit boners, or also known as CB's, are when a girls clit becomes hard and aroused when she is turned on. Also can be used to describe dudes who are acting like faggots usually the ones with a tight Polo shirt on and a fake tan trying to act hard.
"Dude, we've got a bunch of clit boners in here."
"I bet that bitch has a fucking clit boner right now."
"If a dude can get a boner then chicks can get clit boners."
"That skirt is so short that I bet if she gets horny her clit boner would prop her skirt up."
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The *clit twitch* is a female bodily reaction and sensation that can only be understood and appreciated amongst women.
A verbalisation of the female genital spasm (specifically, the 'awakening' of the clitoris) that is often experienced upon seeing something that is sexually pleasing.
Said typically from one woman to another, *clit twitch* is the mutual understanding of the level of excitement associated with the topic. A *clit twitch* can be associated with men, food, drugs or a scenario.
Example 1: Scenario/Food
Female Roommate 1 to Female Roommate 2:
FR1: 'Hey, I thought maybe we would order Pizza and watch a movie tonight'
*After experiencing a long and tiring day*
FR2:"*clit twitch*"
FR1: (after chuckling appropriately) 'Pizza and Movies it is then'
Example 2: Men
Female Friend 1 to Female Friend 2
FF1: 'So incredibly hot guy is coming to the party tonight'
*Horny and turned on by said male party guest*
FF2: 'Oh my God, incredibly hot guy is going? God he is gorgeous, like actually, "*clit twitch*"
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clitoris piercing- A (rare) female genital piercing. The piercing can be done horizontally or vertically. Not many women have the anatomy to have this piercing. Many women who say that they have it actually have a clitoral hood piercing.
A clitoris piercing often is called a "clit ring"
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the act of lesbian sex. of bumping clits together.
A clit bumber is someone who rubs their clit on another girls, to make the act of clit bumping. the pressure is amazing.
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what Jayson Mews in Jay in Silent Bob proclaims himself to be.
I am the Clit Commander. No one rules the clit like me; not this fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! When it comes down to takin' care of business, here's what I do. I grab it...then I put on my nose like this...and im like, "OH youz little fuck..."
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