stinky roach coach

A roach coach that had a obious odor coming out of it.

I caught a whiff of a stinky roach coach that was parked in a supermarket parking lot recently & nearly gagged!

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you can't coach that

A phrase to describe outlandish behavior

Joe shoots a three-pointer 25ft from the corner.
Bro: "Whoa, I wish I could do that."
Joe: "Booyah! You can't coach that, son."

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coach cox mile

a unit of distance; the equivalent of three miles.

Girl: i just ran a mile, ugh that was so tough!
Boy: you think thats tough?! I just ran a coach cox mile!
Girl: OMG!! how horrible!

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Coach K Chicken

A form of fried chicken created by Beatrice Middleton. Done by marinating the chicken in blueberry juice, thus imparting a blue color and sweet flavor. It is often eaten before Duke games to get into the mood to win. It was named after Duke basketball coach Mike "Coach K" Krzyzewski. Beatrice just happens to be friends with him being an alumnus of Duke herself.

Beatrice: Hey honey, are you hungry? I'm fixing you some Coach K Chicken. This is devilishly delicious!

Bryant: How do you make it? It looks like it tastes good.

Beatrice: You marinate the chicken in blueberry juice. It makes it sweet. Turns it a really pretty shade of blue, too. (screaming) GO BLUE DEVILS!

Coach K: Well if it isn't Beatrice Middleton herself. I hear you're making my chicken. I'm pretty hungry. The boys just had a big game. We smashed NC State good!

Beatrice: Okay, its almost done. (fries the chicken) Here, try this. See what you think of it.

(Coach K and Bryant try the chicken)

Bryant: Wow! This blueberry juice really pops. Its like a blueberry in my mouth.

Coach K: Good one, Beatrice! I haven't had this in a long time. I'm gonna have to teach the guys how to make this.

Beatrice: Well, if Coach K likes it, everyone will! This Gunny Granny sure can cook! Hey, there's a Duke game on. Let's take it in the living room, boys. This is going to be sweet. This is one kickin' chicken!

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coach olga

a mean coach and who is a jerk and lovesss to say unfucking believable. :) she thinks everyone talks but lol we don’t

“unfucking believable” -Coach olga

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Coach Daddy Ball

When the common phenomenon of the coach favors his kid over others at the detriment of the team. His kid always needs to be the star.

Coach Daddy Ball’s (the offensive coordinator) son plays quarterback all the time. (“Don’t hit my quarterback!”)

Reels Coach & Creator

A person who creates, helps and guides you with Instagram Reels, the popular & trending short video format on Instagram.

Harry: I don’t know how to make these cool transitions on Reels!
Ginny: Why don’t you ask @thedreamylass she’s a Reels Coach & creator, she can guide you.