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The Cocktail Of Death is the last resort. If you need to work through the night to finish something so vital you are willing to risk death. The Cocktail Of Death is made by opening a Mega Monster and pouring a 5 Hour energy in it.
(WARNING: DO NOT DRINK ALL AT ONCE!!! YOU COULD DIE!!! DO NOT DRINK ALL AT ONCE!!!).
Jake: Jase, pray for me.
Jase: Man what's wrong??
Jake: I need to finish a 29 more page on my research paper, its due in 10 hours...
Jase: NOO you can't its not worth it!!!
Jake: I have to dang-it I need its power. I need the Cocktail Of Death.
Jase: *In tears*
Jake: If something happens to me, tell my family I loved them.
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When multiple men ejaculate into another persons butt hole.
"Man my butt hurts this morning!"
"Yeah, you totally passed out last night so me and the boys made you a butt cocktail."
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Marijuana. Weed. Some of that home grown rocky mountain broccoli!
In 2012 Colorado Passed Amendment 64, which effectively regulates marijuana like alchohol. The term's origin is unclear.
Let's chill with a Colorado cocktail!
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Mixing painkillers and/or anti-anxiety pills with booze.
Bob always enjoys a flatline cocktail on his day off. One day he will wind up on a ventilator in a persistent vegetative state.
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How a woman refers to a first-time lover with a less-than-average endowment.
Gina: "How was your date?" Alexandra: "Conversation over dinner was awesome but later I was severely disappointed when he shed his Calvins and served me up a shrimp cocktail."
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Lean (purple drank) with some hotsauce in it
1- "Yo, let's make a molotov cocktail, cuh"
2- "Fa Sho, I'll get the Tobasco and we'll get blowed up"
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Any person with abnormally shaped toes. Short, fat, and round (sometimes even slightly square shaped), these toes resemble little cocktail weenies like those served at a party, especailly when sunburnt.
(sometimes sometimes referred to as a Teki as well)
Whoa look at Cocktail Weenie over there, those toes look just like miniature hot dogs!
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